Mercer and Dad went to the pizza place for dinner tonight. Mercer had a slice of pepperoni (and asked Dad to take all the pepperoni off) and Dad had a mozzarella caprese sandwich. After touching all the pepperoni and de-greasing the slice with napkins, Dad got up to get extra napkins.
Mercer: "Daddy, where'd you go?"
Daddy: "I just got some extra napkins."
Mercer: "Daddy...you're a genius."
